Tex didn't like it.
Guys called his new hat "Dick".

Evil grin turned out as a cheesy smile.

Jake was going to make his
insurance company pay him big.

Herbie was worried. He has been followed
by a big black dog whole day.

That shoe salesman looked at my face,
and said these clogs would suit me.

The real reason for ice age:
"Hey guys! I can't reach the air condition switch!"

(Note: Of course there were not any dinosaurs
left at the time of ice age, but still...)

Timothy couldn't help the feeling,
that boss kept an eye on him

I just forgot my shoes, and I guess everybody has noticed that since they're all staring at me?

Power balance of Arctic sea changed drastically when sea mammals acquired radiophones.

Jerry needed to be careful. One slip and he would roll down the hill and crush the village.
Still somehow he wanted to move closer to edge...

Humprey just knew someone has played a joke on him, but he couldn't figure out what it was. He just felt too poetic for some reason.

Mary met an exciting man online. He's a secret agent who needs to disguise himself as poor and boring to fool foreign agents.

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Superhero Hammerman felt himself misunderstood.

Oliver realized something horrible...

Barry has learned to say a long sentence:
"Who has been a naughty bitch?"

George hates going to bar with Martin, since Martin
is so good looking and he has all those fancy clothes.

Brian was planning a havoc on cornfield.
Right after the scarecrow has fallen asleep.

Rosie suddenly realized, that having bedroom

without any curtains made her look slutty.

Paul is very afraid when John is practicing his telekinetic skills.

Without her broom Vera is forced to use public transportation.