Monday, August 31, 2009

I just forgot my shoes, and I guess everybody has noticed that since they're all staring at me?

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Power balance of Arctic sea changed drastically when sea mammals acquired radiophones.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Jerry needed to be careful. One slip and he would roll down the hill and crush the village.
Still somehow he wanted to move closer to edge...

Friday, August 28, 2009

Humprey just knew someone has played a joke on him, but he couldn't figure out what it was. He just felt too poetic for some reason.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Mary met an exciting man online. He's a secret agent who needs to disguise himself as poor and boring to fool foreign agents.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Superhero Hammerman felt himself misunderstood.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Oliver realized something horrible...

Monday, August 24, 2009

Barry has learned to say a long sentence:
"Who has been a naughty bitch?"

Saturday, August 22, 2009

George hates going to bar with Martin, since Martin
is so good looking and he has all those fancy clothes.

Brian was planning a havoc on cornfield.
Right after the scarecrow has fallen asleep.

Rosie suddenly realized, that having bedroom
without any curtains made her look slutty.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Paul is very afraid when John is practicing his telekinetic skills.

Without her broom Vera is forced to use public transportation.

Fred the mechanical frog just realized
he has been made in China

Bill Banshee hated it when people said he looks like Batman.

I like to party with tentacles.

I like to party with tentacles.

Celebrating Day of the Tentacles can sometimes go really wild.

Hey f**ker! Up here!

Hey f**ker! Up here!

Best way to distract a killer robot is to shout insults from
roof of a tall building without wheelchair ramp.

How do you start this thing?

How do you start this thing?

John and Paul found a machine, which they
believe is used for making minced meat