Bigwig or big wig?

"She has been promised, that her date would be a bigwig with sense of humor. Still she did not expect what she got".

Hmm.. Wouldn't a funny guy with a big wig be better for a nice girl than a bigwig who thinks he's funny? 

I just forgot my shoes, and I guess everybody has noticed that since they're all staring at me?

Mary met an exciting man online. He's a secret agent who needs to disguise himself as poor and boring to fool foreign agents.

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Barry has learned to say a long sentence:
"Who has been a naughty bitch?"

Rosie suddenly realized, that having bedroom

without any curtains made her look slutty.

Without her broom Vera is forced to use public transportation.